To Whom it May Concern at Starbucks,
There is NOTHING less appetizing than those plastic breakfast sandwiches that you have displayed in the snack window. I would be about a thousand times more likely to purchase one of these sandwiches if I hadn't had a preview of the processed egg and bacon-related substance right there in front of me. There are no frying pans in your store. No toasters. No eggs. So the fact that you can whip up a bacon-egg-and-cheese-on-an-English-muffin is simultaneously miraculous and disturbing.
Very sincerely.
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I copied and pasted this to my friend who works for corporate in Seattle, because frankly I feel the same way. So unappealing. I have heard that they are test-marketing selling alcohol in the Starbucks in Seattle...I see more "coffee" dates in our future ;)
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