Our current stroller to child ratio - 2:1 Allen's ratio of leaked diapers to contained diapers - 2:1 Allen's ratio of outfits worn to days alive (mostly due to the leaky diapers) - 4:1
Hope nobody else was planning on drinking from the kiddish cup . . . it's the only time we give her non-watered-down juice and she chugs the whole thing.