When I was a child, my mom sang me a lullaby that included the line:
"May angels up above
watch over you, my love
and send their guiding light
until the dawn breaks through."
A lovely sentiment, but I didn't know what a "dawn" was - and use to have nightmares about the dawn "breaking through" and collapsing onto the angels. Classic misinterpretation.
I am realizing now that one doesn't have to be such a catastrophic thinker as myself in order to have the daylights-scared-out-of-you by a children's rhyme.
. . . when the bough breaks, the cradle will fall, and down will come baby, cradle and all.
. . . he went to bed and bumped his head and couldn't wake up in the morning.
. . . the elephant sneezed, and fell to his knees, and that was the end of the monk.
Falling babies, old men in comas, and monkeys being crushed to death - sheesh!
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Today's Appreciation
Saturday, April 24, 2010
New Toys
We brought out the "Bumbo" chair for Lola this weekend (apparently allows even the youngest infants to sit upright . . .) She seemed to enjoy it at first.
But quickly grew tired of the new toy.
But quickly grew tired of the new toy.
Fourteen
That's the number of pictures you should take in order to catch this adorable-perfect-amazing-smile.
She loves her Uncle Craig!
Thursday, April 22, 2010
(Lack of) Truth in Adverstising
Regarding celebrity endorsements:
I believe that Michael Jordan actually drinks Gatorade. I can imagine that Valerie Bertinelli and Jason Alexander have actually lost weight with Jenny Craig. I can even buy the notion that Beyonce uses L'Oreal makeup (probably not for photo shoots and concerts - but maybe she owns a lipstick or two for when she's slumming).
I cannot, however, under any circumstance, believe that Sarah Jessica Parker colors her hair with a hair dye that you can purchase at your local CVS. Not now. Not ever.
I believe that Michael Jordan actually drinks Gatorade. I can imagine that Valerie Bertinelli and Jason Alexander have actually lost weight with Jenny Craig. I can even buy the notion that Beyonce uses L'Oreal makeup (probably not for photo shoots and concerts - but maybe she owns a lipstick or two for when she's slumming).
I cannot, however, under any circumstance, believe that Sarah Jessica Parker colors her hair with a hair dye that you can purchase at your local CVS. Not now. Not ever.
Monday, April 19, 2010
Bad investments
We bought a very nice mobile for the crib. It has animals that circle around, three different styles of music, a simulated heartbeat, and it projects a lighted image above Sweet Lola's head . . . all the bells and whistles.
She prefers to stare at the ceiling fan.
She prefers to stare at the ceiling fan.
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